Are you tired of smelling like the frustration and anger that comes with encountering terrible parking jobs? Introducing "I Can Tell by the Way You Park - I Hate You" deodorant - the perfect solution to keeping you smelling fresh and clean all day long, without any harsh chemicals or animal testing. Handmade in small batches with minimal ingredients, this deodorant will leave you feeling confident and ready to take on any parking lot challenge. And with a name like that, you can make it clear that you don't tolerate bad parking, or bad odors. So go ahead, swipe on "I Can Tell by the Way You Park - I Hate You" deodorant and take a deep breath of satisfaction knowing that you're smelling great and making a statement about your parking pet peeves. Just be prepared for people to ask what that amazing scent is - you can choose to share, or you can say, "It's my little secret to keeping cool when dealing with those terrible parkers out there."
Our deodorant is vegan, baking soda free, and will leave your pits smelling fresh while you lift your arms to flip people off or just wave "hi".
Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, candelilla wax, coconut oil, arrowroot powder, hops extract, and essential oils of cypress, blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.
Direction: Apply to underarm area as needed, giving a few minutes to dry before getting dressed.
Size: 2.4oz in applicator
Cautions: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.