Introducing "I Don't Spew Profanities...I Enunciate Them" hand and body wash - the wash that's so fancy, it practically speaks for itself! Handmade in small batches with only the most essential ingredients, because who needs all those extra fillers? And we don't test on animals, because we're not psychopaths - we'll leave that to the folks who clearly missed the memo on being a decent human being. So if you want a wash that's going to leave you feeling like the most eloquently enunciated profanity on the planet, give this one a try. Your hands and body will be thanking you for the polite treatment, and your nose will be saying "oh la la!" So go ahead, lather up and let the suds do the talking with "I Don't Spew Profanities...I Enunciate Them" hand and body wash. Because why settle for a basic wash when you can have one that's a total badass?
It puts the lotion on the skin with minimal ingredients. Never tested on animals. No hidden ingredients.
Directions: Apply to body as needed.
Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense.
Size: 8 oz bottle
Caution: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.