So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those things are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon lime Midnight Margarita after using this awesome product line. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?
This lotion bar is a thick, rich emollient blend of butters and oils that help enrich and moisturize super dry, thirsty skin. It comes in a convenient applicator that helps you reach areas that are more difficult to reach and keep your hands clean in the process.
Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of lemon and lime.
Direction: Apply to your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about.
Size: 2oz in applicator
Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only. Keep out of reach of children.
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