Tired of deodorants that promise the world and leave you smelling like a hot mess? Look no further than "I Don't Spew Profanities...I Enunciate Them" deodorant - the deodorant that's so fancy, it practically speaks for itself! Handmade in small batches with only the most essential ingredients, because who needs all those extra fillers? And we don't test on animals, because we're not monsters - we'll leave that to the folks who clearly have some unresolved issues. So if you want a deodorant that's going to leave you smelling like the most eloquently enunciated profanity on the planet, give this one a try. Your pits will be thanking you for the polite treatment, and your nose will be saying "ahh, finally!" So go ahead, make a statement without having to say a word - let your armpits do the talking with "I Don't Spew Profanities...I Enunciate Them" deodorant.
Our deodorant is vegan, baking soda free, and will leave your pits smelling fresh while you lift your arms to flip people off or just wave "hi".
Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, candelilla wax, coconut oil, arrowroot powder, hops extract, and essential oils of cypress, lavender, frankincense, and helichrysum.
Direction: Apply to underarm area as needed, giving a few minutes to dry before getting dressed.
Size: 2.4oz in applicator
Cautions: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.