I Don't Spew Profanities - I Enunciate Them Deodorant
I Don't Spew Profanities - I Enunciate Them Deodorant
I Don't Spew Profanities - I Enunciate Them Deodorant
I Don't Spew Profanities - I Enunciate Them Deodorant
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I Don't Spew Profanities - I Enunciate Them Deodorant

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Even if the rest of the world doesn’t notice it, you know that you deserve to be treated like royalty. One way to do that is to lather your skin in this quenching scent that can comfort even the pickiest skin. With an amazing combination of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense you will find yourself being pampered like you were living as a 16th century royal. If you like your head to stay on your shoulders be sure to watch out for that cad Henry VIII.

Our deodorant is vegan, baking soda free, and will leave your pits smelling fresh while you lift your arms to flip people off or just wave "hi".

Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, candelilla wax, coconut oil, arrowroot powder, hops extract, and essential oils of cypress, lavender, frankincense, and helichrysum.

Direction: Apply to underarm area as needed, giving a few minutes to dry before getting dressed.

Size: 2.4oz in applicator

Cautions: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.