I Drink Because You're Boring Body Scrub
I Drink Because You're Boring Body Scrub
I Drink Because You're Boring Body Scrub
I Drink Because You're Boring Body Scrub
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I Drink Because You're Boring Body Scrub

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So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those things are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon lime Midnight Margarita after using this awesome product line. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?

Directions: You can use the wooden scoop provided or clean, dry hands to dish out a small amount, apply to skin in a circular pattern, rinse, and then apply your favorite Spunky Beauty lotion or whipped body butter for delectably smooth skin.

Ingredients: Sugar, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of lemon and lime.

Size: 8 oz jar

Cautions: No emulsifiers were used, so please stir before using.  Only scoop out scrub with clean, dry hands or included wooden scoop.  Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to become slippery.