I Drink Because You're Boring Deodorant
I Drink Because You're Boring Deodorant
I Drink Because You're Boring Deodorant
I Drink Because You're Boring Deodorant
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I Drink Because You're Boring Deodorant

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So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those things are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon lime Midnight Margarita after using this awesome product line. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?

Our deodorant is vegan, baking soda free, and will leave your pits smelling fresh while you lift your arms to flip people off or just wave "hi".

Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, candelilla wax, coconut oil, arrowroot powder, hops extract, and essential oils of cypress, lemon, and lime.

Direction: Apply to underarm area as needed, giving a few minutes to dry before getting dressed.

Size: 2.4oz in applicator

Cautions: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.