I Drink Because You're Boring Room Spray

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So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those things are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon lime Midnight Margarita after using this awesome product line. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?

Our room sprays give a touch of scent without overwhelming your senses.

Ingredients: SDA 40B, Dipropylene Glycol LO, and essential oils of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense.

Directions: Spritz in the air of room. Avoid inhalation.

Size: 4oz Spray Bottle

Caution: FLAMMABLE - KEEP AWAY FROM HEAT AND OPEN FLAME. Avoid eyes, mucous membranes, and face. Keep out of reach of children. May stain fabrics or carpet.

****ROOM SPRAYS CONTAIN ALCOHOL AND CAN ONLY BE SHIPPED VIA UPS GROUND*****