I Drink Because You're Boring Waterless Hand Cleanser
I Drink Because You're Boring Waterless Hand Cleanser
I Drink Because You're Boring Waterless Hand Cleanser
I Drink Because You're Boring Waterless Hand Cleanser
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I Drink Because You're Boring Waterless Hand Cleanser

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So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those things are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon lime Midnight Margarita after using this awesome product line. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?

Size: 2 oz. 

Directions: Apply to hands as needed. Please help young kids apply and use wisely.

Ingredients: SDA Alcohol, Purified Water, Carbomer, Silicone, Aloe Vera, Trisopropanolamine, lavender essential oil, frankincense essential oil, and helichrysum essential oil.

***THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS ALCOHOL AND MUST BE SHIPPED VIA UPS GROUND***