I Drink Because You're Boring Whipped Body Butter
I Drink Because You're Boring Whipped Body Butter
I Drink Because You're Boring Whipped Body Butter
I Drink Because You're Boring Whipped Body Butter
I Drink Because You're Boring Whipped Body Butter
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I Drink Because You're Boring Whipped Body Butter

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So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those things are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon lime Midnight Margarita after using this awesome product line. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?

Our whipped body butter is a luxurious blend designed to nourish and hydrate even the pickiest of skin without that yucky, greasy feeling.

Ingredients: shea butter, kokum butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, avocado oil, arrowroot powder, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of lemon and lime.

Direction: Apply to your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about. 

Size: Net Vol 8oz

Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.

****WHIPPED BODY BUTTERS ARE NOT SHIPPED DURING WARM MONTHS. PLEASE SEND US AN EMAIL TO MAKE SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS*****