I mean, we’ve all done it. Moan a little here, scream just a touch there, whisper their name at just the right moment, and viola! It’s magic. But one thing I’ve never had to fake is my sarcasm. Sarcasm is real and ingrained in my psyche and I’m not bragging or anything, but I’ve been known to cause more than my fair share of eyeballs to roll back in their heads with nothing more than a few well-placed words. If you are hoping to harness the power of this skill check out this scent featuring Grapefruit, Rosalina, and Spearmint.
It puts the lotion on the skin with minimal ingredients. Never tested on animals. No hidden ingredients.
Directions: Apply to body as needed.
Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of grapefruit, rosalina, and spearmint.
Size: 8 oz bottle
Caution: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.