I've Never Faked My Sarcasm Lotion Bar
I've Never Faked My Sarcasm Lotion Bar
I've Never Faked My Sarcasm Lotion Bar
I've Never Faked My Sarcasm Lotion Bar
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I've Never Faked My Sarcasm Lotion Bar

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I mean, we’ve all done it. Moan a little here, scream just a touch there, whisper their name at just the right moment, and viola! It’s magic. But one thing I’ve never had to fake is my sarcasm. Sarcasm is real and ingrained in my psyche and I’m not bragging or anything, but I’ve been known to cause more than my fair share of eyeballs to roll back in their heads with nothing more than a few well-placed words. If you are hoping to harness the power of this skill check out this scent featuring Grapefruit, Rosalina, and Spearmint.

This lotion bar is a thick, rich emollient blend of butters and oils that help enrich and moisturize super dry, thirsty skin. It comes in a convenient applicator that helps you reach areas that are more difficult to reach and keep your hands clean in the process.

Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of grapefruit, rosalina, and spearmint.

Direction: Apply to your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about. 

Size: 2oz in applicator

Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.

****LOTION BARS ARE NOT SHIPPED DURING WARM MONTHS. PLEASE SEND US AN EMAIL TO MAKE SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS*****