Introducing *I'm not snarky...'m selectively polite" body lotion - the only body lotion that's unapologetically choosy about what goes into it. Handmade in small batches, this lotion contains only the essentials: high-quality ingredients, a pinch of sass, and absolutely zero filler. And, of course, it's not tested on animals because we're not cruel, we're just picky.
But don't let the name fool you - this lotion is anything but polite. It's bold, it's daring, and it doesn't give a damn about conforming to society's standards. With a subtle hint of attitude, "I'm not snarky. ..I'm selectively polite" body lotion will leave your skin feeling soft andnourished, and your ego feeling like a boss.
So, if you're looking for a lotion that's as unapologetically confident as you are, look no further. "I'm not snarky. I'm selectively polite" body lotion - because sometimes, you just need a little bit of attitude to get through the day.
Directions: Apply to body as needed.
Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of bergamot, lime, copaiba, and sweet orange.
Size: 8 oz bottle
Caution: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.