I'm Not Snarky...I'm Selectively Polite Deodorant
I'm Not Snarky...I'm Selectively Polite Deodorant
I'm Not Snarky...I'm Selectively Polite Deodorant
I'm Not Snarky...I'm Selectively Polite Deodorant
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I'm Not Snarky...I'm Selectively Polite Deodorant

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Get ready to say "bye-bye" to stinky pits and "hello" to "I'm not snarky...I'm selectively polite" deodorant! This handmade, small batch creation is so exclusive, even your bestie won't have it. Made with only the most essential ingredients because let's face it, we all know those big name brands are just trying to confuse us with all those fancy words on the label. And don't worry, we're not into animal testing - we prefer to stick to testing on humans (sorry, not sorry). So if you're tired of smelling like a gym locker room or a walk through the city on a hot summer day, give this deodorant a try. Your armpits will thank you for the polite treatment.

Our deodorant is vegan, baking soda free, and will leave your pits smelling fresh while you lift your arms to flip people off or just wave "hi".

Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, candelilla wax, coconut oil, arrowroot powder, hops extract, and essential oils of cypress, bergamot, lime, sweet orange, and copaiba.

Direction: Apply to underarm area as needed, giving a few minutes to dry before getting dressed.

Size: 2.4oz in applicator

Cautions: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.