Are you tired of feeling as dry and rough as a poorly paved parking lot? Well, "I Can Tell by the Way You Park - I Hate You" body lotion is here to smooth things out. Made in small batches with minimal ingredients, this lotion will leave your skin feeling as soft and supple as a freshly waxed car. And with a name like that, you can let everyone know that you won't tolerate bad parking or bad skin. So go ahead, slather on this lotion and let the haters hate. They'll be green with envy when they see your beautifully moisturized and subtly-scented skin. And if anyone asks about your secret, just say, "It's simple, I just park perfectly and moisturize flawlessly." They'll either applaud you or run away in fear of your flawless execution. Either way, you'll be winning.
It puts the lotion on the skin with minimal ingredients. Never tested on animals. No hidden ingredients.
Directions: Apply to body as needed.
Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanillla.
Size: 8 oz bottle
Caution: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.