Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Body Scrub
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Body Scrub
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Body Scrub
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Body Scrub
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Body Scrub
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Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Body Scrub

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We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling as we walk by. The only thing that may help keep us from drawing new parking spot lines for you is this grounding brew with blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.

Directions: You can use the wooden scoop provided or clean, dry hands to dish out a small amount, apply to skin in a circular pattern, rinse, and then apply your favorite Spunky Beauty lotion or whipped body butter for delectably smooth skin.

Ingredients: Sugar, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.

Size: 8 oz jar

Cautions: No emulsifiers were used, so please stir before using.  Only scoop out scrub with clean, dry hands or included wooden scoop.  Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to become slippery.