Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Deodorant
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Deodorant
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Deodorant
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Deodorant
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Deodorant
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Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Deodorant

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We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling as we walk by. The only thing that may help keep us from drawing new parking spot lines for you is this grounding brew with blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.

Our deodorant is vegan, baking soda free, and will leave your pits smelling fresh while you lift your arms to flip people off or just wave "hi".

Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, candelilla wax, coconut oil, arrowroot powder, hops extract, and essential oils of cypress, blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.

Direction: Apply to underarm area as needed, giving a few minutes to dry before getting dressed.

Size: 2.4oz in applicator

Cautions: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.