Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Hand and Body Wash
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Hand and Body Wash
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Hand and Body Wash
  • Load image into Gallery viewer, Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Hand and Body Wash
  • Load image into Gallery viewer, Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Hand and Body Wash
  • Load image into Gallery viewer, Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Hand and Body Wash

Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Hand and Body Wash

Regular price
$21.95
Sale price
$21.95
Regular price
$21.95
Sold out
Unit price
per 

We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling as we walk by. The only thing that may help keep us from drawing new parking spot lines for you is this grounding brew with blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.

It puts the lotion on the skin with minimal ingredients. Never tested on animals. No hidden ingredients.

Directions: Apply to body as needed.

Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.

Size: 8 oz bottle

Caution: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.