Are you tired of feeling dirty and irritated after dealing with terrible parking situations? Look no further than "I Can Tell by the Way You Park - I Hate You" hand & body wash and bubble bath. Handmade in small batches with minimal ingredients and absolutely no animal testing, this product will leave your skin feeling clean, refreshed, and smelling amazing. And with a name like that, you can make it clear that you don't tolerate bad parking, or bad hygiene. So go ahead, lather up with "I Can Tell by the Way You Park - I Hate You" and soak away the stress of dealing with those parking nightmares. And if anyone asks what that amazing scent is, you can tell them it's your little secret to dealing with bad drivers. Just be prepared for people to ask for a bottle of their own - you can choose to share, or you can say, "Sorry, this is only for those of us who know the true agony of parking in a crowded lot."
It puts the lotion on the skin with minimal ingredients. Never tested on animals. No hidden ingredients.
Directions: Apply to body as needed.
Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.
Size: 8 oz bottle
Caution: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.