Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Lotion Bar
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Lotion Bar
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Lotion Bar
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Lotion Bar
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Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Lotion Bar

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We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling as we walk by. The only thing that may help keep us from drawing new parking spot lines for you is this grounding brew with blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.

This lotion bar is a thick, rich emollient blend of butters and oils that help enrich and moisturize super dry, thirsty skin. It comes in a convenient applicator that helps you reach areas that are more difficult to reach and keep your hands clean in the process.

Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.

Direction: Apply to your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about. 

Size: 2oz in applicator

Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.

****LOTION BARS ARE NOT SHIPPED DURING WARM MONTHS. PLEASE SEND US AN EMAIL TO MAKE SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS*****