Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Whipped Body Butter
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Whipped Body Butter
Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Whipped Body Butter
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Why Can't You Park Inside the Lines? Whipped Body Butter

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We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling as we walk by. The only thing that may help keep us from drawing new parking spot lines for you is this grounding brew with blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.

Our whipped body butter is a luxurious blend designed to nourish and hydrate even the pickiest of skin without that yucky, greasy feeling.

Ingredients: shea butter, kokum butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, avocado oil, arrowroot powder, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of blood orange, amyris, patchouli, and vanilla.

Directions: Apply to your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about. 

Size: Net Vol 8oz

Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.

****WHIPPED BODY BUTTERS ARE NOT SHIPPED DURING WARM MONTHS. PLEASE SEND US AN EMAIL TO MAKE SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS*****